#p1harmony incorrect

[incorrectp1h]

Theo: i only feel one emotion, and it's anger

Keeho: last night you drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emojis

Theo: out of anger

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Intak: Yes, I am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. Yes ladies, calm down, haha. I can share if you'd like.

Intak: the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around.

Jiung: They're all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

Intak: I'm a feminist.

[random-incorrect-things]

Keeho: *walks into the dorm to find the sofas on their sides and Intak the floor*

Keeho: Intak? What's going on? Are you okay?

Intak, opening one eye and whispering: We're in a nerf war. I'm dead, so take my gun and defend yourself.

*Sock flies into the room*

Theo: GRENADE!!!

[sopestvr]

(TAK-GING)⠀INTAK HWANG.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “ACE!RACER BOYFRIEND HEADCANONS.”

†⠀warnings y disclaimers — fem!reader. streetracer!au. fluff. smut. no plot. sex fiend!intak. pussy whipped. overstimulation. crying. overprotective!intak. jealous!intak. voyeurism.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀who is always all over you 24/7, no matter what you’re doing. you could be tuning your next track car and he’d be right there behind you; slapping your ass (consensually) before pushing up on you to ask what you’re doing even though it’s evident.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀that can’t help but stare at you all through out your event-filled night. you could simply be sitting right beside him against his car, or out on the floor dancing with the girls, and his eyes would be solely locked on you. he didn’t care if it was obvious, that was the least of his problems.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀is the type of boyfriend to let you show him how to properly change a car part under the hood, even though he was the one who taught you how when you first started dating. it totally wasn’t so he could look at your ass while you bent over his front end. yes the fuck it was.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀that man loved everything about you. from the way you styled your hair, to how you towered over him both on the streets and in bed. every chance he got her kiss you from head to toe, even if it embarrassed you. he just liked seeing you get antsy about it.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀who takes his ace/top racer position very seriously, he’d switch from the puppy love boyfriend he was to a cold hearted speedster on the tracks. he made sure he never raced you because he’d be damned if he let you see that side of him.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀who was introduced to you by your best friend stephen yoon. there’s not a day that goes by where intak is annoying the shit out of stephen by thanking him for getting you two together. at first steph didn’t mind and quite frankly he thought it was cute, but now he wants to just rip intak’s head off any time he mentions it.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀that spoils you rotten with the money he gains from races. you saw a new kate spade you like? he bought you the entire collection. there’s a new jordan coming out soon? he already has it in your collection in the closet.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀who knows his status in the racing world. he’s very aware of his popularity, but he doesn’t let it get to his head. he flaunts you in all your glory in front of everyone, making sure they all knew who he belonged to.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀who begs you to ride him whenever you two are intimate, loving how you get against him in all the ways. it could be in the comfort of your own bedroom, or in his car, he didn’t care. and, if he didn’t, you didn’t.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀that’s left an utter and crying mess whenever you tease and edge him for almost an hour. his body twitches every few seconds, especially when the base of your thumb slides between his tip, cries of ecstasy falling from his lips. all you simply do is grab his cheeks to make sure he continues to look at you, even through his teary-eyed state; water stains tinting his cheeks.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀that begs to fuck you all throughout the night yet the minute you do, he’s a crying and begging mess asking you to let him cum for the fifth time. you do, but not without making fun of his vulnerability.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀who you laugh at when he tries acting hard in front of his friends, whispering into his ear all the things you did to him the night before. the redness that shades his face afterwards is picture perfect, you and the rest of his friends laughing at him.

ACE!RACER INTAK⠀♱⠀who gets irritated whenever his teammates are all over you. they mean no harm and he should know that, but the way he dicks you down when you get home later says otherwise.

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[ourdadai]

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[wontune]

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[incorrectly-piwon]

Soul: It’s dark in here Jongseob: Don’t worry dude I got this Jongseob: [Stomps his feet] Jongseob: [Skechers light up]

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Keeho:you're like a tumor with little hairs and teeth Yechan: a- a tumor with teeth? Yechan: that's kinda cute Keeho: yes it is little man

[toomanyfandomsforonebrand]

Jiung : *fills up bottle and drinks from that*

Theo : *brought 4 bottles of water so this wouldn’t happen*

Intak : *drinks straight from the tap*

Jeongseob : *dehydrates*

Keeho : *drinks from the puddle of water on the floor*

Soul : *licks the tap, doesn’t even need a drink*

Theo : Okay, what does A stand for?

Soul : Arson.

Theo : Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Soul : Barson.

Jeongseob : *laughter*

Theo : What stands for C?

Soul : Commit arson.

Jeongseob : Oooo.

Theo : D!

Soul : Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Jeongseob : *more laughter*

Keeho : Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Theo : Awww, no, you haven't!

Keeho : So why do you keep cooking?

[what-if-nct]

Chan: You sold drugs to Soul? He's just a child.

Soul: Correction, I am a lizard.

Jeongin: He asked if I had any, I have lsd on me, he had money, an exchange was made.

Lee know: Look at you. My little drug dealer. You make me prouder everyday.

Keeho: If I'm honest he's actually been calmer than usual. Not even weed does that. So we're good and I'm sorry he stole your lightbulbs.

Soul: My lizard brain told me I needed them for nutrients.

Keeho: This is almost normal for him.

Lee know: We got one like him.

Han: Did you know you can get extra nutrients if you rub it on your belly button? That's how aliens eat.

Soul: Keeho, he knows about my species can I be his friend?

Keeho: Yeah, yeah just give the nice people their lightbulbs.

Soul: *spits a light bulb into Han's Hand*

Han: Chan he's my new best friend.

[incorrectp1h]

Theo: he looked at me the way all women wanna be looked at

Jiung: with love?

Theo: with fear in his eyes

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Jongseob: You're so full of yourself.

Keeho: You would be too if you were beautiful and interesting

[random-incorrect-things]

Theo: What do you all intend on majoring in?

Keeho: Respecting women.

Soul: Minecraft.

Jiung: Criminal justice and psychology.

Jongseob: I'm terrified that l'll lock myself into an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I've pursued over my life.

Intak: Minecraft as well.

[straykidsdefender]

Soul: *Walking around disappointed, hours after leaving the aquarium*

Keeho: What did you think a tiger shark was, Soul?

[ourdadai]

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[snwusberry]

pairing: jongseob x reader

genre: fluff, crack (maybe)

warning(s): language

note: requested by @jongseobieoppaiscute, i'm sorry i took too long to get to this but here it is, ask and i shall deliver <33

also i found a lot of these online and remixed them a little, i will not take credit for everything.